You Love Owls

I'm like the aunt who found out that you like owls, so she buys you every owl-related trinket, for every holiday.

Even though you only kind of liked owls and that was like 10 years ago.

Thank You, Portland

I"ll burn something down, just like I promised.

Oh, and if you want to get a quality, vegan tattoo in the Pacific Northwest, you gotta go with my besties at Scapegoat Tattoo

Portland Wife

(This photo was foud in the lavatory ashtray of my flight from Portland to LA earlier today)

Im going to Portland

to find a girl to marry LA girls are stuck-up

bitches

with fake jobs

and

hair

Me and Portland wife are gonna have a garden

where we will bury the Hollywood sign forever

Thug Life

I've been trying to convince myself that it is since 1993.

via ohwrd