Monday, January 11, 2010

eat it out and beat it up...

Men often chat with each other about women. We have to, women are a fucking mystery. It's good to pool our collective knowledge. Its' bad, however, to take every bit of advise given to heart.



To be honest you should probably discard most of the dribble you hear from your male friends.



On Friday I received an advisement from a gentleman that works with me at the dye house. "Eat it out and beat it up", he told me. I giggled off the remark.



That weekend I really began to analyze what I was told. On Saturday afternoon it hit me like a sock full of nickels. "eat it out and beat it up, It's so simple it HAS to work."

When I returned to work this morning I found myself in conversation with the same young man. "I have a policy", he pontificated, "If you don't suck, I don't fuck." He means that if these broads don't go enthusiastically with him to the Dome-Zone, he's not taking THEM to the Bone-Zone. That's revolutionary.

This guy has really taken pussy off the pedestal in a way I find both scary and liberating at the same time. I, of course, have not had the opportunity to put either aspect of this empowering ideology to practice, nor am I committing that I will. I am excited to have these viewpoints/strategies enter the conversation concerning sex, gender, and blowies.

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