The shaman at The Million Dollar Pharmacy explained that my best bet would be to put a hex on you so that you become fat. Concerned about your health, I inquired, "Exactly how fat?".
"very, very fat", he explained. I had already paid the $60 and I had decided that this was no time to worry about small details like cardio vascular health.
I chuckled when I realized that the monatary cost for casting the Santaria spell was almost the exact amount in US Dollars that you will soon spend daily at KFC.
There are paralells everywhere if you are open to recognizing them.
XO,
V.O.C.
(no, stop, don't)
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